“After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.” - Mark Twain
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” - Barbra Streisand
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph Conrad
