Woman Quotes
“Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.” - Richard CurtisIn topics:
someone |
love |
woman |
nothing |
cause |
shoot |
bullet |
drop |
bomb |
Emperor Quotes |
Queen of Clubs Quotes |
“A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.” - David LawrenceIn topics:
life |
woman |
Lovers Quotes |
King of Clubs Quotes |
“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” - Paris HiltonIn topics:
life |
woman |
have |
four |
mink |
closet |
jaguar |
garage |
tiger |
jackass |
Justice Quotes |
Eight of Diamonds Quotes |
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.” - Robert JordanIn topics:
woman |
friend |
enemy |
lover |
three |
Emperor Quotes |
Five of Clubs Quotes |
“Did it never strike your mind that what every woman says, some women may feel?” - Thomas HardyIn topics:
woman |
mind |
strike |
Empress Quotes |
Two of Spades Quotes |
“Any woman who is sure of her own wits, is a match, at any time, for a man who is not sure of his own temper.” - Wilkie CollinsIn topics:
woman |
time |
wits |
match |
temper |
Lovers Quotes |
Six of Spades Quotes |
“The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.” - Oscar WildeIn topics:
life |
interest |
woman |
reform |
boring |
Strength Quotes |
Six of Clubs Quotes |
“One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.” - William Somerset MaughamIn topics:
life |
rest |
love |
woman |
wishing |
Magician Quotes |
Two of Diamonds Quotes |
“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to.” - Jarod KintzIn topics:
trouble |
love |
like |
woman |
make |
fall |
kind |
standing |
Empress Quotes |
Ace of Spades Quotes |
“If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.” - William Somerset MaughamIn topics:
love |
woman |
make |
necessary |
fault |
Magician Quotes |
Two of Diamonds Quotes |
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich NietzscheIn topics:
woman |
play |
danger |
reason |
plaything |
Lovers Quotes |
Seven of Clubs Quotes |
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?” - Barbra StreisandIn topics:
woman |
work |
change |
years |
Strength Quotes |
Ten of Clubs Quotes |
“Men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness.” - Coco ChanelIn topics:
woman |
concern |
uneasiness |
Justice Quotes |
Seven of Clubs Quotes |
“It's probably not just by chance that I'm alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he's terribly strong. And if he's stronger than I, I'm the one who can't live with him. I'm neither smart nor stupid, but I don't think I'm a run-of-the-mill person. I've been in business without being a businesswoman, I've loved without being a woman made only for love. The two men I've loved, I think, will remember me, on earth or in heaven, because men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness. I've done my best, in regard to people and to life, without precepts, but with a taste for justice.” - Coco ChanelIn topics:
people |
life |
business |
being |
love |
best |
earth |
woman |
cant |
person |
stupid |
will |
smart |
chance |
businesswoman |
heaven |
concern |
uneasiness |
regard |
taste |
justice |
Justice Quotes |
Seven of Clubs Quotes |
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy RooneyIn topics:
woman |
worth |
marriage |
fool |
praise |
over |
multitude |
reciprocal |
smart |
relic |
yellow |
pants |
making |
waitress |
milk |
nowadays |
buying |
entire |
sausage |
Strength Quotes |
King of Diamonds Quotes |
“In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.” - Margaret ThatcherIn topics:
woman |
want |
politics |
Emperor Quotes |
Nine of Clubs Quotes |
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” - Bette DavisIn topics:
woman |
opinion |
bitch |
Hermit Quotes |
Three of Spades Quotes |
“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.” - John LennonIn topics:
woman |
behind |
idiot |
Seven of Wands Quotes |
King of Clubs Quotes |
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph ConradIn topics:
being |
woman |
task |
dealing |
Hermit Quotes |
Two of Diamonds Quotes |
“If you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.” - Charles BukowskiIn topics:
woman |
Hermit Quotes |
Ten of Clubs Quotes |
“I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.” - Ben AffleckIn topics:
woman |
feel |
feeling |
type |
even |
need |
hope |
lead |
relationship |
Lovers Quotes |
Jack of Clubs Quotes |
“Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.” - Henry MenckenIn topics:
love |
woman |
delusion |
Justice Quotes |
Queen of Clubs Quotes |
“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” - Brendan BehanIn topics:
love |
woman |
Strength Quotes |
Three of Spades Quotes |

Monday,
March 3, 2025

“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson