“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.” - Marilyn Monroe
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph Conrad
