“The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work.” - Thomas A Edison
“Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.” - John Hodgman
“If you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.” - Charles Bukowski
