“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'.” - Conan OBrien
“If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;” - Rudyard Kipling
