“Dear, don't bore him with trivia or burden him with your past mistakes. The happiest way to deal with a man is never to tell him anything he does not need to know.” - Robert Heinlein
“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.” - John Updike
“Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.” - Mel Gibson
