In topics: life | luck | Emperor Quotes | Three of Diamonds Quotes | “Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking about things that I stress about.” - Britney Spears
“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Barry