“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” - Woody Allen “If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.” - Woody Allen “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” - Woody Allen “I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.” - Woody Allen
“Well, you can't be trying to achieve success of any kind in this business without accepting that there's going to be a flip side to it.” - Jennifer Garner “I don't have this fantasy about marriage anymore. Everyone says it takes hard work. Well, it kind of does - and I'm much more pragmatic about romance than I used to be.” - Jennifer Garner
“You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.” - Jack Nicholson
