Tuesday,
January 14, 2025
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” - Andy Rooney
“Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God.” - George Washington
“When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.” - Dale Carnegie
“When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.” - Andrew Carnegie
