“Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!” - Ben Affleck “I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.” - Ben Affleck “Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I'm able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life.” - Ben Affleck
“What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.” - Dave Barry
